Q:yo, beandip, make yourself presentable, we're going to Petco.
….
I’m not in the emotional state to be ‘presentable’.
>be a Dog.
This is as Presentable as I’m going to be.
The sequel to my autobiography is going to be
How Many Times Can I Devoid This House Of Bacon Until They Stop Buying It
My autobiography is going to be titled How Much Bacon Can I Eat.
I went and bounced around in the snow.
Now its stuck to me and I’m even more upset.
it’s like fucking fifteen degrees outside, beandip.
go roll around in the snow.
NUH
Source: brimstoneandmilkbones
This place is hotter than hell.
This is gross.y’know he’s got like three pools.
also it’s like fucking March how are you hot.
…
are you serious
you’re not serious
Source: brimstoneandmilkbones
This place is hotter than hell.
This is gross.
Nnnn.
Q:Stop. We both know what would happen if he steps foot on Neutral ground. Just. Stop. Do not throw thousands of lives at stake just because your feelings are hurt.
Pick a side, dear brother.
For I’m fairly sure Father is on his way.
Q:You glutenous piece of shit. I suggest you stop before you single handedly throw us into a war.
And if I do, then I will embrace it with open arms.
When was the last time Father has had his lungful of fresh air?
About
The name is Lexington.I am current CEO and owner of Apocalyptic Records. Mayhaps you've heard of it? Of course you have. It produces every little poppy trash artist you listen to.
Now, what business do you have with me?
Do hurry. You've got 15 minutes.
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