Apocalyptic Records.

yo, beandip, make yourself presentable, we're going to Petco.

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:35:53 -0400

….

I’m not in the emotional state to be ‘presentable’.
>be a Dog.

This is as Presentable as I’m going to be.

The sequel to my autobiography is going to beHow Many Times Can I Devoid This House Of Bacon Until...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 16:01:25 -0400

The sequel to my autobiography is going to be
How Many Times Can I Devoid This House Of Bacon Until They Stop Buying It

My autobiography is going to be titled How Much Bacon Can I Eat.

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 15:56:55 -0400

My autobiography is going to be titled How Much Bacon Can I Eat.

I went and bounced around in the snow. Now its stuck to me and I’m even more upset.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:38:56 -0400

I went and bounced around in the snow.
Now its stuck to me and I’m even more upset.

yourpatronsaintofdenial: it’s like fucking fifteen degrees outside, beandip. go roll around in the...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:26:53 -0400

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

it’s like fucking fifteen degrees outside, beandip.

go roll around in the snow.

NUH

yourpatronsaintofdenial: brimstoneandmilkbones: This place is hotter than hell. This is...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:21:43 -0400

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

brimstoneandmilkbones:

This place is hotter than hell.
This is gross.

y’know he’s got like three pools.

also it’s like fucking March how are you hot.

…
are you serious
you’re not serious

This place is hotter than hell. This is gross.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:09:42 -0400

This place is hotter than hell.
This is gross.

Nnnn.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 21:35:06 -0400

Nnnn.

Stop. We both know what would happen if he steps foot on Neutral ground. Just. Stop. Do not throw thousands of lives at stake just because your feelings are hurt.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:34:14 -0400

Pick a side, dear brother.
For I’m fairly sure Father is on his way.

You glutenous piece of shit. I suggest you stop before you single handedly throw us into a war.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:17:20 -0400

And if I do, then I will embrace it with open arms.

When was the last time Father has had his lungful of fresh air?

carmidoll: Erwin Olaf - Royal blood Anastasia Romanov - Ludwig...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:13:16 -0400

carmidoll:

Erwin Olaf - Royal blood

Anastasia Romanov - Ludwig II

Poppea - Caesar

Diana - Jacqueline Kennedy

Marie Antoinette - Sissi

Mmn.On a fucking roll.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:06:42 -0400

Mmn.
On a fucking roll.

Cats are fucking atrocious.

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:34:49 -0400

Cats are fucking atrocious.

Photo

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:03:32 -0400

But for real something stinks.

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:58:54 -0400

But for real something stinks.

whitehorns: maybe the puppy has been smelling too many asses and everyone smells like shit because...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:52:12 -0400

whitehorns:

maybe the puppy has been smelling too many asses and everyone smells like shit because of it.

Or maybe I stuck my nose too far up your moms cunt.
Maybe thats why everything stinks.

yourpatronsaintofdenial replied to your post: Someone around here smells like holy shit. yE L...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:48:33 -0400

yourpatronsaintofdenial replied to your post: Someone around here smells like holy shit.

yE L lS

You stink of it too, come to think.

Someone around here smells like holy shit.

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:40:07 -0400

Someone around here smells like holy shit.

whitehorns replied to your post: I DROPPED CRUMBS ON MY TITS UH Don’t be jealous, whole...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:21:36 -0400

whitehorns replied to your post: I DROPPED CRUMBS ON MY TITS

UH

Don’t be jealous, whole milk.

yourpatronsaintofdenial: don’t give a fuck I’m convinced that’s what happens and nobody is going to...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:03:16 -0400

yourpatronsaintofdenial:

don’t give a fuck I’m convinced that’s what happens and nobody is going to tell me otherwise.

Fine. I will let you accept that my metabolism is so slow i produce energy instead of consuming.
I will accept it if you in exchange come cuddle.